un: Second-Rate Superhero | @everyone

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Happy Birthday, America
Wherever you are

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un: beware the nice ones (threadjack)

[ex_enlisted288]

I am not the actual embodiment, Peter.

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[Oh geez.]

thats not
omg
@tiny daughter see

she was saying she sends u a bday card cap
but also yeah u kinda r

[ex_enlisted288]

[ it's almost like he was summoned. ]

@tiny daughter Thank you?

@second-rate superhero Nah. I'd be a much better person if I was.

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i dont mean to argue with the u but ive seen like 20 videos at school that tell me otherwise sry

[ex_enlisted288]

Oh, god. They're still showing those?

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yeah sry
they dont get any better w age tbh

and still sry abt the shield thing

[ex_enlisted288]

I feel like I should apologize to the entire country for those.

Pentagon really, really wanted me to do them after the Chitauri attack.

Peter, it's not your fault. Stop apologizing. We're good.

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yeah but i feel like I stole from AMERICA
temporarily

[ex_enlisted288]

Nah, just Captain America. :)

But it was a battle thing.

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it was rly nice
the shield not the stealing

[ex_enlisted288]

Yeah, it was.

I miss it a lot.

[morphogenia]

You're welcome??????? Thank you for punching Nazi soldiers and keeping us all for dying after you were unfrozen!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Seriously this is such an honor. I'm such a huge fan of literally everything you do. I'd make you a card, but I literally own nothing here so uh just take the happy birthday, please???

[ex_enlisted288]

It was a pleasure to punch Nazis in the face. Getting paid for it was just icing on the pie. So, you're welcome.

Cards aren't necessary, especially in this place. Thanks for the birthday cheer.

[morphogenia]

You're welcome! I hope you have an amazing day!!!!! <33333