un: Second-Rate Superhero | @everyone

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Happy Birthday, America
Wherever you are

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yeah it shows the date on the watch
at least on mine it does

hes here u could tell him in person

un: beware the nice ones (threadjack)

[ex_enlisted288]

I am not the actual embodiment, Peter.

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[Oh geez.]

thats not
omg
@tiny daughter see

she was saying she sends u a bday card cap
but also yeah u kinda r

[ex_enlisted288]

[ it's almost like he was summoned. ]

@tiny daughter Thank you?

@second-rate superhero Nah. I'd be a much better person if I was.

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i dont mean to argue with the u but ive seen like 20 videos at school that tell me otherwise sry

[ex_enlisted288]

Oh, god. They're still showing those?

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yeah sry
they dont get any better w age tbh

and still sry abt the shield thing

[ex_enlisted288]

I feel like I should apologize to the entire country for those.

Pentagon really, really wanted me to do them after the Chitauri attack.

Peter, it's not your fault. Stop apologizing. We're good.

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yeah but i feel like I stole from AMERICA
temporarily

[ex_enlisted288]

Nah, just Captain America. :)

But it was a battle thing.

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it was rly nice
the shield not the stealing

[ex_enlisted288]

Yeah, it was.

I miss it a lot.

[morphogenia]

You're welcome??????? Thank you for punching Nazi soldiers and keeping us all for dying after you were unfrozen!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Seriously this is such an honor. I'm such a huge fan of literally everything you do. I'd make you a card, but I literally own nothing here so uh just take the happy birthday, please???

[ex_enlisted288]

It was a pleasure to punch Nazis in the face. Getting paid for it was just icing on the pie. So, you're welcome.

Cards aren't necessary, especially in this place. Thanks for the birthday cheer.

[morphogenia]

You're welcome! I hope you have an amazing day!!!!! <33333

[morphogenia]

[Yeah she's totally screaming at her house right now. Hopefully Frank is off doing something weird rn.]

Real talk: I've spent like 90% of my time on this so far getting into dumb arguments so I didn't even notice before you said something.

BTW you're my new best friend for summoning him here, mysterious American stranger. I love you??? Thank you?????

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lol yw
wait til u see him in person

[morphogenia]

!!! If I pass out, just dump water on me or something.

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cap would prob catch u
hes super nice

[morphogenia]

Oh my God. Have you met him in person already???? Do the pictures and Youtube videos do him justice????

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he looks more normal tbh
not spangled or anything
and tall

u should go see him and say hi he lives here with us

[morphogenia]

Where's here exactly??? The Inn???

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yeah which is rly weird because im technically sharing a bathroom with captain america
and why wouldnt he have a house???
cap seems like he should have a yard

[morphogenia]

I mean I'm glad you said it bc it's weird??? Even I have a house. Sure it's probably the house everyone avoids, but it's a house! He also seems like he should have an animal sidekick too. Does he have a dog?? Bc he should.

Also kudos for having the bravery to actually share anything with him. I would have panicked and stolen a house by now.

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no but hes got sergeant barnes?


i met him b4 here so i was kinda prepared but the 1st time was super crazy