@Everyone UN:That Stark Guy

[nonstopnarcissist]

Two things: 1) I need help catering a thing coming up this month, who can cook in bulk?

2) New Month, New Faces- time for new build requests. Give me your wishlists, kids, I'll see what I can do.

Comments

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'm planning a thing- well. Bruce and I are planning a thing, and we want people to show up to the thing. Since we can't give out free credit cards or t-shirts- free food seemed like the best option.

[freightcars]

I have so many comments to make about this
First of all
Congratulations on your union
Second of all you gave out credit cards at your other parties??
Third, I'm pretty sure people would show up just because there's not exactly an overwhelming amount of entertainment happening here at any given time

[nonstopnarcissist]

our-

what? No. We're not.

We're friends and I'm pretty sure Bruce is straight. 84% sure.

I don't have a ring for another, or a best man, didn't get a bachelor party-

No. Just. No.

[freightcars]

If a bachelor party's all that stands between you and a civil partnership I think I can throw you one together.

Bet I could get Liv to strip.
No touching though.

[nonstopnarcissist]

It's a science consortium you one blue eye'd one armed running silver people puncher.

[freightcars]

That what you crazy kids are calling it these days?
You do a lot of experimenting at those?
How much consorting's gonna happen exactly?

[nonstopnarcissist]

You're officially uninvited to the nonexistent wedding.

Next time you come to the forge you're getting the Dunce Cap. I'm putting you in the corner.

[freightcars]

So I guess that means I don't get to be the best man, then?
You're breakin my heart over here

[nonstopnarcissist]

The only thing you're best at is being a pain in my ass, Bucket.

[notsoangry]

Don't listen to him, you're invited to the nonexistent wedding. We need at least two flower girls.

[freightcars]

See, I knew I liked you
If you got any openings for best man I'm thinking of switching teams and sitting on your side of the audience

[notsoangry]

Well comparatively I was likely to have an empty side, so I might as well start stealing people from his now.

un: Miss Jackson if you're nasty

[living_proof]

you are so lucky there is a confluence of events happening right now that makes me like you extra

[freightcars]

Sorry sweetheart, you were the most beautiful girl I could think of off the top of my head.

[ smooth right? pls work. ]

[living_proof]

i think you meant the most available girl to touch your penis

[freightcars]

Hey, hey, hey, you could declare a moratorium on my penis and I'd still think that

[living_proof]

you can do better
i'll be here waiting
next to you

[nonstopnarcissist]

We could split the difference and you and me watch Barnes take a spin on the old pole? I'm pretty sure Burlesque was a thing in his time.

[living_proof]

no, he is MY private dancer
a dancer for money
he does what i want him to do

[nonstopnarcissist]

FALSE there is no currency. He's a dancer for...blowjobs? I don't know what you do in your free time.

[notsoangry]

Every time I look away you end up talking about me suggestively with strangers.

Is this some kind of Freudian slip?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Apparently we have a deep profound bond people misread all the time. Who knew.

[notsoangry]

You act like it didn't happen back home. Or maybe you weren't paying attention.

[nonstopnarcissist]

...wait, WHAT?

[notsoangry]

Tony, we would spend days locked away in the lab together. You don't think people had some thoughts?