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sixthiterationtexts2018-12-13 09:01 pm
ombranera) wrote in sixthiterationtexts2018-12-13 09:01 pm
Entry tags:
- ac: altaïr ibn-la'ahad,
- dc: jason todd,
- dc: stephanie brown,
- dmc: kat,
- dragon age: dorian pavus,
- dragon age: marian hawke,
- dragon age: zevran arainai,
- ff: nida,
- hunger games: finnick odair,
- losers: jake jensen,
- marvel: anne weying,
- marvel: elektra natchios,
- marvel: peggy carter,
- marvel: steve rogers,
- marvel: thor odinson
UN: Antivan Lover
[ BEHOLD, Zevran lounging, somewhat, dressed comfortably as he's settled by the fire, wrist angled just so to make his angles all the more artful as he makes his most somber of faces into the camera. ]
I think the time has come to ask a very serious question of the Village.
[ The face drops and now, well, he is all smiles. ]
Is it just me or is place full to bursting with ridiculously sexy individuals? We have statuesque warriors, lithe scholars, voluptuous women, people in every glorious shade, size, and shape- and every last one of them incredibly attractive. I had thought to myself- 'Zevran, those in charge of this place must be turning away those with less than appealing faces' but no. Handsome men and gorgeous women all. I have tried to list out names and rate them but, alas, there are too many even for I to form an opinion.
Too many gorgeous people. Is that not a marvelous problem to have?
And so I turn to you, my fellow villagers. I ask for your aid because I simply cannot keep up with all the lovely people on my own. From a scale of "I would kiss them tomorrow" to "I would have them right now if they so wished", how would you rate the beautiful people of our Village?
In the interest of fairness- if you name a name? You must list what of them you find terribly attractive- what of them drives you to the point of distraction. I shall go first!
Kate - Such poise, such fire, such compassion to continue to feed the village every day for our luncheon meal, never asking thanks or consideration for her labors. She gives of her heart and her skills, minding the fires and tending to our lonely souls. A flame in the dark, she with glimmering eyes and so sweet a voice- and fiery temper, who wouldn't wish to spend a time by the hearth with her?
Shiro - A gallant man indeed, with a keen eye and a warm heart that seems terribly unaware of his own beauty, which is all the more a shame. He has a face that looks as though it were sculpted by artists, a broad strength to him that is beguiling- and a quiet sorrow that is enticing. Perhaps a night or two in pleasing company might lift his spirits? It is certainly worth a shot!
Anne - Now here is a woman with a taste for the finer things in life. She knows what it is that she wants and takes no prisoners in finding a way to get it. The fall of her hair, the flash of her eyes, the wicked curve of her lips? It does get the blood pumping, that is certain. She, well. She I would ask the favor of her favor and content myself with whatever I received.
Altaïr - For a man that certainly turns many a head without noticing, I must admit, I am baffled. How can one be so lovely and so utterly unaware of it? Has he not seen himself? How can anyone look upon that man and not be at least a little enchanted, if not enthralled? Those smoldering eyes, that sultry voice, the weight of wisdom; he I would have right now if he understood my flirtations.
[ OH WAIT HE ALMOST FORGOT TWO MORE ]
Elektra - Someone so fine, so fit, so lovely- with a richness to her voice and a mystery to her poise- ah, she brings to mind a Bard from Orlais, or any discerning lady of the Antivan Court. Someone with a beauty such as hers should be captured by painters, lauded by poets, she ought to turn the eye of a great many in the village. Were she free and of a mind? I'd lose days to her company.
Steven - Never before have I seen so quietly carved an adonis- with piercing eyes and skin so fair it does make one wonder how deeply he might blush- shoulders so broad and a waist so trim? I would climb him like a tree to rid him of this cloud of sorrow that clings to his shoulders. Perhaps he needs the right distraction, yes? And I am ever so good at being distracting.
I think the time has come to ask a very serious question of the Village.
[ The face drops and now, well, he is all smiles. ]
Is it just me or is place full to bursting with ridiculously sexy individuals? We have statuesque warriors, lithe scholars, voluptuous women, people in every glorious shade, size, and shape- and every last one of them incredibly attractive. I had thought to myself- 'Zevran, those in charge of this place must be turning away those with less than appealing faces' but no. Handsome men and gorgeous women all. I have tried to list out names and rate them but, alas, there are too many even for I to form an opinion.
Too many gorgeous people. Is that not a marvelous problem to have?
And so I turn to you, my fellow villagers. I ask for your aid because I simply cannot keep up with all the lovely people on my own. From a scale of "I would kiss them tomorrow" to "I would have them right now if they so wished", how would you rate the beautiful people of our Village?
In the interest of fairness- if you name a name? You must list what of them you find terribly attractive- what of them drives you to the point of distraction. I shall go first!
Kate - Such poise, such fire, such compassion to continue to feed the village every day for our luncheon meal, never asking thanks or consideration for her labors. She gives of her heart and her skills, minding the fires and tending to our lonely souls. A flame in the dark, she with glimmering eyes and so sweet a voice- and fiery temper, who wouldn't wish to spend a time by the hearth with her?
Shiro - A gallant man indeed, with a keen eye and a warm heart that seems terribly unaware of his own beauty, which is all the more a shame. He has a face that looks as though it were sculpted by artists, a broad strength to him that is beguiling- and a quiet sorrow that is enticing. Perhaps a night or two in pleasing company might lift his spirits? It is certainly worth a shot!
Anne - Now here is a woman with a taste for the finer things in life. She knows what it is that she wants and takes no prisoners in finding a way to get it. The fall of her hair, the flash of her eyes, the wicked curve of her lips? It does get the blood pumping, that is certain. She, well. She I would ask the favor of her favor and content myself with whatever I received.
Altaïr - For a man that certainly turns many a head without noticing, I must admit, I am baffled. How can one be so lovely and so utterly unaware of it? Has he not seen himself? How can anyone look upon that man and not be at least a little enchanted, if not enthralled? Those smoldering eyes, that sultry voice, the weight of wisdom; he I would have right now if he understood my flirtations.
Elektra - Someone so fine, so fit, so lovely- with a richness to her voice and a mystery to her poise- ah, she brings to mind a Bard from Orlais, or any discerning lady of the Antivan Court. Someone with a beauty such as hers should be captured by painters, lauded by poets, she ought to turn the eye of a great many in the village. Were she free and of a mind? I'd lose days to her company.
Steven - Never before have I seen so quietly carved an adonis- with piercing eyes and skin so fair it does make one wonder how deeply he might blush- shoulders so broad and a waist so trim? I would climb him like a tree to rid him of this cloud of sorrow that clings to his shoulders. Perhaps he needs the right distraction, yes? And I am ever so good at being distracting.
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Here- the pimping would be assumed? That is unfortunate.
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Or you could just be like me and meddle on a personal level.
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Zevran assumes she's joking. ]
Ah- wait. You, you are being serious?
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I mean, not a hookup hookup, just... a push in the right direction. If he wasn't practically my brother I'd do it myself.
[ She can appreciate his hotness, but the thought of actually dating feels a little weird. ]
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[ Sure, it'd be a challenge- but it'd also be doing the man a favor, something he's not overly enthused by the thought of handling. ]
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[ She saw that conversation. That incredibly public conversation. ]
You have to admit, he could use some help getting the stick out of his ass. He's actually a pretty nice guy when he's not competing in the Suffering Olympics.
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I'm really really homesick and my boyfriend left me after I died.
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Typically after swearing some manner of vengeance.
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[ But she can't exactly explain why without going into a big long story. ]
It doesn't matter, we're not talking about me! We're talking about Jason and how badly he needs someone to knock some sense into him.
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Generally the cure for an ass is incentive not to be an ass.
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And then convincing them to put up with him until he gets his head out of his ass.
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[ What contem— oh. ]
No, no. He’s just not a fan of one night stands. He’s, you know, romantic. Apparently. Though he does make a good point about condoms...
If he actually does have a problem with people enjoying sex I’ll break his nose myself. He trusts me, it won’t be hard.
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What, no one has learned how to make one here? There are herbs for that as well.
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Really? For STDs, or are we just talking pregnancy? ‘Cause I’m definitely interested in both. One unwanted pregnancy was more than enough for me.
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