[One-Man Show] un: Watney | @everyone

[markwatney]

PLEASE CHECK IN WITH YOUR STATUS AND WHERE YOU ARE, EVEN IF YOU ARE SAFE IN THE VILLAGE.
If you are alone or otherwise need help, please specify as best you can so that we can send someone to reach you.

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[pampa]

That's their prerogative whether they want to be on your creepy list or not.

UN: Starking Exhausted

[nonstopnarcissist]

There are things in the woods that eat people. Be a paranoid prick later, sound off on the headcount now.

[markwatney]

It's fine. Everybody's a little on edge, getting into an argument won't help anybody. Let's just get everybody back first and then you can bitch at each other.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Liv's in her pajamas with shoes, Mark. People got yanked out of their beds or their morning routine with fuck and all on hand.

[markwatney]

I know that. But I also know that getting pissy at some random guy won't get Liv a pair of shoes. We need to focus on the important stuff and not waste time.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Don't bring logic into my irrational panic attack.

The plan right now is to carry her down.

[markwatney]

Oh right, my bad.

Does she have socks on or nothing at all?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Socks, yes. We can work something out.

[markwatney]

Was going to warn about frostbite then remembered Liv's a doctor. I wish she was here, I think her and Bev are both gone and we're gonna need them when everybody starts getting back.

Anyway. Stay safe, let me know if there's anything we can do on our end.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Grump has a point and an idea: Smoke signals. Something from the village if the weather's clear could help people teleported around by whatever it is in the area get a heading on the village.

[notsoangry]

I feel like 'don't feed the trolls' applies? Mark's right, let's focus. Rhodey's with me.

[nonstopnarcissist]

Follow his lead, what colors are with you? Find a Navy, they'll get you somewhere safe.

[notsoangry]

I don't think we're far. I'm with Nat, Rhodey, Frank, and Kamala. Getting back is going to be the problem.

[nonstopnarcissist]

You're in good hands. Keep an eye out for Kamala, I'm going to set up smoke signals soon as we find a safe place to make camp. See if that helps.

[notsoangry]

It sounds like there's a lot of us out there. We're going to need to take stock of what clothing we have as a whole, get a handle on the hunters, figure out a source of water. Kamala and I made a list of powers recently, it's possible if we all utilize them actively it'll get us home quicker.

[nonstopnarcissist]

I'll put the word out, see what comes up. Mr. Paranoid Grump gave a pretty stellar idea RE a signal from the village, I'm passing that along to Mark.

[pampa]

It's not really a choice on my part. It's more of a permanent affliction. [ being a paranoid prick, that is. ]

[nonstopnarcissist]

Any other time and I commend it, a healthy level of paranoia is that, healthy- but we got kids and civilians wandering lost in the woods with no supplies and no way to defend themselves.

A headcount before we get a bodycount isn't unreasonable.

[pampa]

I'm with three people. They seem healthy enough. Not dead anyway. None minors. How's that for helpful?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Good enough.

[pampa]

And how are you making out, tough guy?

[nonstopnarcissist]

Are you genuinely interested or bored? I've got wagons to circle.

[pampa]

You all get to be worried about lil old me but when I ask back that's how it is huh? Had an idea actually, heard through the grapevine you're the guy to get after about those.

[markwatney]

Thanks for the help. Be safe.

[pampa]

Yeah I'm sure you'll be real broken up about it if I don't. Stay creepy.