UN: Brian Flanagan

[moderndayassassin]

I'm not sure if this is a sign from whatever fuckers are up there that they don't like my lack of shaving, but I got a box of razors and shaving cream. I guess if you want one come ask, and if we run out people can share.

I guess since I'm here, I know some of us are dead in our world, not sure if people are handling it well or care or whatever, but maybe people who want to talk about it could meet up.

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UN: Skateboard Sniper

[duel_wielding]

That first offer sounds about as lovely as it gets, I just hope the razors are at least three blade. I have no clue what they were like back in this time period.

And if that's a thing that is going to happen, I wouldn't mind sitting in. It's a bit fresh for me right now. Not to mention sort of confusing.

[moderndayassassin]

Yeah weirdly they're actually pretty good, not an electric kind or anything, but up to my era of 2012. Go figure.

I mean I've been here like two months and it's still fucked up.

[duel_wielding]

[Yeah, he's choking on his water. Maybe he should... see what eras people are from? Clearly he's going to need to go back at some point and find Maine's discussion.]

Okay, so only half a millennium behind me, give or take several decades. Should hopefully still work. I've got unfortunately sensitive skin.

I've been here a few days, and it hasn't been very fun.

[moderndayassassin]

Oh you're one of the future guys. Yeah I mean come check it out, and the shaving cream might help out that way.

I'm not sure if talking about it is going to be helpful, but it probably won't hurt.

[duel_wielding]

Shaving cream. Gift of the gods. Unless your sister decides to play a prank. Then it's just frustrating.

I can think of a lot of things that might hurt, but strangely talking about it isn't on that list.

UN: CrashAndBurn | Private

[skyward_eyes]

What would you say to people sitting in who hadn't, you know, died.

For reasons.

Just asking for a friend.

[Ironically, he doesn't know that he should ask for Seifer and maybe strong arm Seifer into going because he did die. He also doesn't really know that excuse is a pretty common one for 'me but I don't want to admit it'.]

Private forever

[moderndayassassin]

I mean I guess we could just have a group therapy thing? I hadn't given it much thought outside of knowing those of us who are dead are fucked up.

Re: Private forever

[skyward_eyes]

I've heard that there have been things like that before. Mark arranged it. But a death support group is probably useful.

[moderndayassassin]

Yeah I mean definitely a general support group is good, but the dead people have a sort of unique experience. I'm second guessing myself, but whatever.

UN: Malik

[loyalrebel]

What sort of razors?

I can offer an ear if people should like to talk. I have an intimate familiarity with the experience of dying and waking alive again.

[moderndayassassin]

For shaving. They're just like Gillette style, I mean not old school, more to my modern era-ish.

Cool, I honestly don't even know what I'm doing bringing it up.

[loyalrebel]

I assume a Gilette is a specific style?

Trying to help people I expect. It happens to the best of us.

[moderndayassassin]

Yeah I'm not sure if it's actually one of those, they didn't come in an official box, but they look like them.

Yuck. I have regrets. Since you've been through it before, maybe you could help lead the discussion? I haven't actually gotten farther than 'it sucks' as discussion.

un:welwala

[pampa]

Sign me up. For both tickets, a razor and Dead Guys Club.

the last torture chamber I was in at least had the decency to give us toiletries.

[moderndayassassin]

Yeah weirdly I got another box of soap and toothpaste, I have no idea what the thought process was behind them dropping this off, but whatever.

[pampa]

Maybe the assholes among us were sick of your stinky breath.

[ miller has a different theory than most about these "observers," you see. ]

How'd you die?

annnd I missed this tag wtf

[moderndayassassin]

They wouldn't have been able to get those supplies.

I was turning on a machine that would protect the earth from an oncoming disaster. I guess the exact way I died was a combination of electrocution and sucking the life out of me.

un: magnus | text

[connatural]

What if you aren't yet, but you know it's all you've got left when you get back? If we get back. Shit, however this place works and timeline shifts and whatever.

[moderndayassassin]

Yeah in my head it's if you know you're going back to death, so this is it.

[connatural]

Well this is a crappy ass club to belong to but I'm in. It's kind of why I wouldn't let you be a dumbass and walk away.

Private

[moderndayassassin]

Thanks for that.

text; un; grandpa flanagan

[justblendin]

The beard is a good look for you.

[Which means it's probably time to shave.]

Are you handling it well?

[moderndayassassin]

[He's smiling at the un]

The beard is a little much, gramps, but I won't go fully shaven.

Nope, I'm handling it really shitty.

un: boca

[vidal]

Oh, thank god. I'll take some of those off your hands. I'm very dashing with stubble and all, but I prefer to not be a bearded mountain man either.

[moderndayassassin]

That's where I'm at too. I like a six o'clock shadow but I'm not sure I can pull off the mountain man look.