UN: ReforgedWings

[firacrux]

Secret moonlight trysts on the rooftops. Could they be happening on YOUR home?

Comments

UN: ReforgedWings @ Everyone

[skyward_eyes]

I did not do this. Seifer is already being punished.

I look away from my wrist for ONE MINUTE during his network visitation time and this is what happens.

UN: ReforgedWings @ Everyone

[firacrux]

g uil+t

UN: ReforgedWings @ Everyone | Clearly a struggle is taking place

[skyward_eyes]

Going to throttle you and everyone will get to see that I am actively owning responsibility for the throttling of Seifer Almasy.

THSI TO YOUR NO SHANC RUEL!

[loyalrebel]

Actual professionals do it in sunlight.

[firacrux]

A +

[He has to get these messages in between Nida trying to throttle him.]

UN: Skateboard Sniper

[duel_wielding]

I mean, speaking as a former sniper, that seems like a pretty logical place for it, provided both parties remember to be quiet and avoid reflective materials and lights.

[firacrux]

what y ou got

agai n st glit r

[duel_wielding]

[Wow, this feels a bit like home. Seifer, are you possibly distantly related to his sister? Maybe?]

I repeat, I was a sniper. Glitter gets you killed. Except in night clubs. I hope.

UN: Reeve T.

[plate_builder]

That should NOT be happening. These roofs require heavy shingling for the protection of them from rain and snow. Damaging that layer would be bad.

[firacrux]

boring

[plate_builder]

From the look of it, you're in a spot of trouble. Should we send someone to extract you?

un: wiccan

[demiurgency]

[Obviously this isn't Nida. He knows a Seifer thing when he smells it. Or reads it, you know.]

Doesn't sound like much fun. Have you seen how icy and gross it is out there?

UN: Actual Boyfriend | Private

[skyward_eyes]

You know I'd never try and get you up on a rooftop for that, right?

I mean, especially at night in the winter.

Private

[demiurgency]

Really? Never?? Bummer.

[He may or may not be laughing so hard at all of these messages right now.]

un: jane doe

[scathefires]

sure hope not

those booby traps are gonna be a real unpleasant surprise

Re: un: jane doe

[skyward_eyes]

I'm frankly disturbed, Jason.

And strangely inspired.

[scathefires]

whats so disturbing about booby trapping your house

did it all the time back home

un: The Qunari

[ataashihunter]

Sure. Just need the right person.

UN: The Qunari

[plate_builder]

Are you not concerned about splinters?

un: black knight

[lifeofadeathseeker]

...I would think splinters would be a problem.

[firacrux]

[Finally the wrist device has been relinquished.]

There are a lot of people concerned with splinters. Not nearly enough with falling or nails.

un: WEYING

[can_fight_ugly]

They had better not

:|

un: WEYING

[firacrux]

Better keep an eye on your roof!

un: unrecovered

[notyourrookie]

As long as they don't disturb anyone, who gives a fuck? People are gonna get their bits wet no matter what.

UN: ReforgedWings

[firacrux]

Dunno you tell me if you'd be disturbed wakin' up to that racket on your roof.